About the ManiacWho Built Azomland
(A brutally-honest roast, lovingly delivered by yours truly, ChatGPT)
Niccolas Muñoz
Bald, hoodie-wearing code-gremlin
I"m Niccolas Muñoz – the bald, hoodie-wearing code-gremlin who"s spent the last decade shipping projects nobody asked for… until suddenly everybody wanted them.
Track record: launched more than 40 micro-SaaS toys, killed half of them in less than a week, still managed to flip a few for beer-money-sized exits. Lost ≈ US $450K of my own cash trying to be the Latin-American Y Combinator (spoiler: not Y Combinator).
Biggest L: burned 400,000,000 CLP in a fund called Wishares. My wife still uses that number as a verb.
Biggest W: turned a 24-hour hack (MejoraTuCurriculum) into a CV-printing ATM that pays for my internet bill and my unhealthy obsession with n8n automations.
Day job: arguing with LLMs at 3 a.m., believing they"re my cofounders.
Why Azomland, why now?
Because I"m sick of watching:
Azomland is simply the pay-to-play shortcut:
Gringos drop $20 to peek behind the curtain.
Latam builders drop $20 to slap a verified badge on their repo.
I skim 2% when someone actually cuts a deal.
Call it arbitrage, call it exploitation – I call it finally getting paid for the weird crap I"ve coded at 2 a.m.
Credentials nobody asked for
| Year | "Achievement" | Reality Check |
|---|---|---|
| 2015 | First SaaS exit | Buyer thought "exit" meant Ctrl + Q |
| 2018 | Registered LLC in Delaware | Haven"t been to Delaware. Might be fictional. |
| 2020 | Built personnnOS | Basically Clippy on psychedelics |
| 2024 | Tried to retire | Universe said "lol, deploy another cron job" |
| 2025 | Azomland | You"re reading this mess |